This is not my own work, except where noted with (GEH).

Gundam Wing Bumper Stickers: The Second Edition
I'm proud to present this new list of weirdness and inside jokes for all you GW fans! I've worked hard to align the personalities of the pilots with these ordinary or twisted bumper stickers, so I hope you enjoy them.

Heero Yuy:
Some days it's just not worth blowing yourself up in the morning.
Take my advice, I'm not using it.
I still miss my ex, but my aim will improve. (Gomen, Relena-lovers=)
On the internet no one can hear you scream.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will still kill you.
The God of Death is my co-pilot.

Duo Maxwell:
Well, beat me senseless and call me happy. (For all those times he was interrogated!)
Fac ut gaudeam. (Latin-Make my day. He did live at a Catholic Church.)
On way to eternity: smoking or non?
That's me in a nut shell. Would some one get me out! (Oh, com'on you know he'd like something corny like that!)
In guns we trust: E Pluribus Bang!
I do free body piercing! (Smaller print) Compliments of Smith and Wesson.

Trowa Barton:
The Second Amendment: The Right to Bear Surface to Air Missiles.
If you have something to say raise your hand...and place it over your mouth.
Warning: Driver carries only $200...in ammunition.
Women like silent men. They think we're listening.
Mi Gundam es su Gundam. (My Gundam is your Gundam- ref. to Antarctica battle)
My aim is even better with *both* eyes. (I couldn't help myself! ///_^)

Quatre Winner:
My cult-like following is now accepting applications. (ref-Magnuacs )
If you can read this you're in range.
Keep looking at me, my small army is closing in.
Looks can be deceiving.
Caution: I don't break for hallucinations. (ref- Zero system)
I don't like fighting, but if I should kill you, I apologize.

Wufei Chang:
End Injustice! Kill everyone!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?
So many weak people, so few comets.
Caution: Runs with swords (ref-Duel with Trieze)
Meddle not in the affairs of the Dragon, for you are crunchy and good with catsup. (I know it's probably been done, but it's my favorite!)

Others:
Dorothy Catalonia:
I'm only here to annoy and confuse.
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Ride my tail and you will not die in glorious battle.

Relena Dorlian/Peacecraft:
You can't make a person fall in love with you. You can only stalk them and hope they don't follow through with their promises.
Can I put 'Queen of the World' on my job applications?
My dad picked it out, I actually hate pink. (ref-If you don't know, go get the videos.)

Trieze Kushranada:
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
It's not over till the schizo-Lady snaps.
I don't even understand me, but damn it sounds good.

Sally Po:
I have a .38 caliber reason why it's my business.
You have the right to remain silent. So SHUT UP.
Warning: My partner is Chang Wufei. (Men would stay away and women would pity.)

Catherine Bloom:
My brother plays with lions, I play with knives.

Hilde Scheibecker:
I'm (dating/working with) Death.
Tomodachi dake!!! (that one's for you, LLL. ^___^ -GEH)

Lucretzia Noin:
My boyfriend has more aliases than yours! (ref-Zechs/Prince Milliardo/ Ambassador Peacecraft/Agent Wind, etc.)

Lady Une:
Glasses off, it's all good. Glasses on, clear the neighborhood.

Anyone on the Zero system:
Caution: Pilot no longer gives a crap.
I may be hallucinating, but I'm still kicking your butt.
Just scream 'It's a Gundam' and let's get this over with.
The white light at the end of the tunnel is my beam rifle charging.